The House Of Immortality

My head is killing me DX

painkillers! DX

I have. I even took two which I never do! Gah! I'm bored DX The one time Sora actually has a nap and Hayden's not here to whisk me away to the bedroom for a romantic interlude. Yuffie -_- Well can you blame me for being frustrated? I've been pregnant for 9 months and now Sora's, like, 2 
-ish months old and we still haven't had a chance to relieve our frustrations! True I guess... *Sighs.* Where Tifa? She'll entertain me. *Eyes widen.* And I mean that in a non sexual way! I know I was just talking about being fristrated and all, but I didn't and will NEVER want Tifa to entertain me in that mind of way! Lol XD It's ok, I understood what you meant XD

oh gosh XDDDDD
she wouldnt want to do that with you either, XD

Yeah, I'm completey cool with being straight, don't wanna try anything with a woman, especially one who's like my sister! :S Now where is she? *Whispers to Britt.* I spots a midget. Lets see how long it takes Yuffie to realise that Hayden is here XD

*sneaks up behind her, graspingher hips and pulling her back against him, his lips settling against her neck* Sora napping and entertain me have just become my new favourite phrases I guess he couldn't wait to find out -_- Anyway, hey! Sorry I fell asleep the other night

*Yelps as she's pulled back into someone but then breathes a sigh of relief as she recognises Hayden's voice.* Holy Leviathan! You scared the c*** out of me, you jerk! *Turns around and rolls her eyes at Hayden.* Now I know what people feel like when I sneak up behind th. It's not nice but I'll give you props for excellent timing. *Kisses Hayden firmly on the lips.*

Hi midget! It's ok ^_^

*Grabs Hayden's wrist and pulls him back to her. Titptoeing and leaning in close so that their lips where inches apart.* 1) You deserved an insult, you almost gave me a heart attack! 2) I did give you props to make up for it and 3) I know you need to be 'Entertained' just as much as I do so if you back out on our one oppurtunity, you're not just torturing me, you're torturing yourself. *Lowers into her heels again and folds her arms with a smirk, shrugging a little.* Just a thought.

Who wants to rp?

*thinks about it for a second before pulling her back with a groan and kissing her* I will later, but I have to go right now sorry. And I'll just leave Hayden here... Bye

Bye! *Smirks even more and kisses Hayden back, trailing the kisses up his jaw and whispering in his ear,* I win. *She nibbles on Hayden's earlobe for a moment before taking his hand and leading him upstairs.* Aaaand they're off. It really doesn't take Yuffie long to get into Hayden's pants XD

*Walks downstairs with his glasses on, reading one of Ryan's booms as he goes.* O.o Did Ryan give you permission to read that? Not exactly. *Smiles sheepishly and sits in the armchair, looking up from the book.* She seems to be embarassed at the thought of me reading one of her books, so I must read it secretly. I see... Britt, does  Lilly want to come and play? My brother's wife? No thank you. She doesn't particularly like me. *Peers back down at the book.* Hehehe, you have no idea, Joseph X3

XD i could bring her if you want

Yes please! No -_- Just shut up and do your reading! *Grumbles irritably and continues reading.*

okies *goes and gets lilly, soon dragging her in* Would you let me go please? Sure *lets go*

*Giggles and pushes Lilly onto Joe's lap.* Go and be friends again! *His eyes widen and he moves Ryan's book before it's smooshed, narrowing his eyes at Wolfsoul.* Hehe ^_^" *Rolls eyes and looks to Lilly.* Do you mind? I am trying to read here -_-

*was seriously confused and she looked at Joe* Well its not my fault that Wolfy pushed me! -.- *whispers to wolfy* I think compelling them would be fun, dont you think?

*Whispers.* No kissy kissy stuff. Joe has a pregnant girlfriend he wishes to propose to, I'd rather not mess up their relationship. Even so, I would prefer it if you got off of my lap, I wouldn't want Ryan to see us like this -_-

Well what can I do? Mr grumpy -.- *gets off his lap*

Make them act stupid. *Sighs and closes the book slightly, keeping the page.* My apologies. I just don't wish to anger a pregnant werewolf and lead her to believe that I have feelings for another woman, especially my brother's wife.

Looks like I dont have to. Seems that Joe touched a nerve on lilly. *nods towards lilly* *her fists were clenched* you really are lucky I dont tell you everything I know and make you remember.

Hi!! It is pouring here.

Exactly. Too bad your creator wont let me tell you. Because I will dare go into that path. *turns and walks away* *grabs lily's arm and stares into her eyes* You're staying here. *She started compelling her and Lilly nodded and Roje let her go*

Now you know what us British people deal with on a daily basis! XD Hey Shadow! *Rolls his eyes and peers into Ryan's book again.* I was trying to be nice, you know. I was merely worried about upsetting Ryan by having another woman on my lap. I really care about our relationship, and I don't want to mess things up with her...